You asked for it... actually, nobody asks for the feeling of drinking BLAPP. It's the famous drinky-drink with the golden 40-40-20 ratio, which can melt tile grout and clear drains but belongs in your tummy, and we're only saying that because they're a sponsor. Drinking BLAPP will make you die, and it's the only adult beverage that gives you a hangover while you're drinking it. In lab tests, BLAPP dissolved all the petri dishes and beakers, nullifying all lab test results.
Our BLAPP logo was made in collaboration with Chicago designer Mark Simon, and is inspired by stick-man-in-peril electrocution warning signs. This t-shirt is printed on a beautiful golden high-quality American Apparel shirt (sizing chart below) in stunning disclaimer red and BLAPP black, and contains the classic BLAPP warning (as voted by you
!): "In small amounts, BLAPP may turn you into an opinionated blowhard. Please drink a large amount instead." There has never been a better drinking shirt printed, ever.
By purchasing this shirt, you assume all liability and state that you are over the federal BLAPP drinking age of 35. #lawyers