Hello! It's been a while since our popular stuffstore was open for business, so we have a backlog of rare and wondrous items from our decade of continual reinvention -- and now we have a proper place for all our fire sales. We also have some new stuff you might like!
Keep reloading this page incessantly -- you might find a stray book, coffee mug, stuffed pal or other odd item from the TMM Swag Closet™. And we're always looking for ways to let Mid-Majority contributors and readers broadcast and share their love for our site and community. Do you have an idea for a TMM-memey item? Let us know via
The Form™. All our products are listed with postpaid prices; we ship worldwide, and we're more than happy to pick up the difference if you love us and live on a continent other than ours.

$20 postpaidVery Limited Quantities