Come on down to the Eastern Washington University Surplus Store this year for all you Holiday shopping needs! Bring the kids, ample parking available.
We are conveniently located on the only road in Cheney Washington with stores!
Do you hate waiting for things to burn? Who has time these days? Maybe you should think about purchasing a decommisioned gas tank. Kids are mesmerized for hours by flames. Why play with puny matches?
Do you have a young adult in your life that is hard to shop for? We have just the thing! Stadium speakers so large they won't even be able to fit in your car. There is no faster way for junior to aggrevate the establishment than projecting sound for over a mile. Make it sound like Reese Court in your own bedroom. Ladies love it, cops not so much.
Finally, let me direct your attention to this beautiful sterling stand where wishes come true! Eastern Washington University guarantees it! At 5 dollars this item is priced to move. All you have to do is fill in the sentence folks! (This item may have previously been used.)
One Day, I'll ____see the game where it doesn't end in a loss.
*****(The above items are indeed real and indeed for sale at the store in the picture above)