Have a new addition to your family? Then make sure they are outfitted with apparel from the newest member of our TMM family, the Northern Kentucky University Norse!
The Norse is the most recent of a number of schools jumping from Division II to join the Atlantic Sun. So doesn't it make perfect sense to set up your infant child with the infants of Division I? Like all new members of Division I, the Norsemen will not be eligible for the NCAA Tournament for another four years. But who cares? Because during the next four years, your baby will not be able to process that his or her team cannot compete in the postseason. Their only understanding of NKU will be this shirt you buy for them. And that shirt will make them conscious enough of the Norse that they will be excited when they are five years old and they can cheer them on to a Bison-fever like run to the NCAA Tournament. And when that happens, your child will never be considered a front-runner, because they will have always had a NKU shirt. Make sure your child can get behind a Division I program from scratch by ordering this Norse t-shirt for infants today!
Still not convinced this t-shirt is not right for your toddler? Just look at the little Norse on the shirt! Isn't he cute? Doesn't that little Norse remind you so much of your baby? It has tiny eyes and a big wide smile. Actually, the Norse is growling on this shirt. Your baby is likewise growling as well, because you are not paying enough attention to him or her. What your baby is saying with its growling is that it wants
this shirt. No, your baby is saying it needs
this shirt. It needs
a shirt of a college basketball team that has not been Division I any longer he or she has been alive. And for that reason, this shirt will make your baby the coolest baby in the daycare center. The little Norse actually looks like a cat on this shirt from a distance. People on the street will look at your kid's shirt thinking it is a cute little kitty on their shirt, but once they get up close they will see it's actually a fierce Norseman! And also make sure you read the back: it reads, "I'm being raised by Norsemen". That's you! Don't you want to be associated as being associated with something as fierce as a Norwegian Viking that raided Scotland and Ireland before settling there? You can, if you act today and buy this shirt!
If you graduated from NKU, this is the perfect shirt to get for your infant as you celebrate both your child's and your school's future. Your school is moving up above the Black Line, just like your aspirations to see your child achieve Division I-like success in their future. Isn't that a good enough reason to get this shirt?
But I know what most of you are thinking: "I didn't go to Northern Kentucky. Before I read this, I did not know that there was a team called the Norse was or that the Atlantic Sun had brought up yet another new team to Division I." Of course you didn't. But shouldn't a new school receive the same amount of love as your new child? Northern Kentucky has never received this much mention on TMM until today. So you cannot be a front-runner for taking up a team that prior to this season was in the Division II Great Lakes Valley Conference and has lost all four of its games this season so far. And your child certainly cannot be, since he or she is as new to life as NKU is to Division I. And unlike the other new schools to Division I who have joined the Atlantic Sun, the Norse have a lot of potential to be successful. They are located across the river from Cincinnati in the basketball hotbed of Kentucky, and play in the one of the top facilities in Hoops Nation, the Bank of Kentucky Center. This arena hosted the last two NCAA Division II Elite Eights, and seats 9400. That makes it bigger than any arena in the Big South or NEC! The Norse will be
successful, so you must
act now before the bandwagon gets too full!
So buy this shirt at this link
right now. The Northern Kentucky Norse have the potential to be successful. Your new child also has potential for the future as well. Why not combine those two promises for the future with this great gift item?
And if it does not work out with your child adopting the Norse, they will have outgrown this shirt by then. So this a no risk purchase for $17.98! So what are you waiting for? This is your last chance to buy right now!