January 18, 2011 3:04 pm ET by Kyle Whelliston |
![]() | ![]() | Missouri State Bears at Bradley BravesJanuary 16, 2011 8:00 pmCarver Arena BBState Stats/Recap |

If one were to choose the city in the United States most victimized in jokes and anecdotes by theatrical personalities, the selection of Peoria, Illinois, would be a popular, if not likely choice. Two of the more popular quips are: "Say, I hear you got married. How did that ever happen?" "I was playing a split-bill in Peoria--and it rained!" and "Have you ever played Peoria?" "Peoria? Oh, yes--I spent four years there one night!" The widespread appeal of this verbal maligning by comics, actors and other performers suggests Peoria as a paramount example of the dull, banal, and provincial theatrical road stop. But the popularity of the "put down" suggests as well that the city possesses a theatrical heritage of considerable longevity.Peoria was named for a Native American tribe, but somehow became a symbol for everything that is central and Caucasian about the United States. (The Canadian equivalent, I think, is Moose Jaw.) Peoria is a very pretty word, and fun to say, but it's such a workout for the mouth that the rest of one's face has plenty of opportunity to do its own gymnastics -- mostly sneering. It's all those vowels... four of them, all except "u." Peoria is missing you. (Sometimes. Why?)Don Marine, Illinois Central College



| 19:54 | Game 7-038: Missouri State at Bradley. Peeeeeorrrrrrrriaaaa!!!!!!!!! |
| 19:56 | "Where's Kirk Wessler?" asks @ballybasketball. http://img.ly/2ONy |
| 19:58 | Great to be here! RT @ValleyHoops: We've got a special guest in Peoria! Follow @midmajority! http://twitpic.com/3qqnig |
| 19:58 | RT @WillhiteHerald: He hustled out of Soldier Field press box to run to you. RT @midmajority: "Where's Kirk Wessler?" asks @ballybasketball. http://img.ly/2ONy |
| 20:01 | Missouri State is in Valley-first at 14-3 (6-0), on a W8 streak. Bradley: 6-11, 0-6 in MVC play, six straight losses. #youareinformed |
| 20:02 | Apparently, the 3000th person to show up at the Civic Center wearing a red seat cushion received a HyVee gift certificate. Hard times. |
| 20:04 | Threes by Kyle Weems and Adam Leonard open the accounts, and Andrew Warren answers with two. Mo State 6-2 at 18:35 2H. |
| 20:06 | Weems, a junior, is the only non-transfer in the Mo-State starting lineup. There are former representatives of Eastern Ky. and Boston U. |
| 20:07 | Last year, pretty much this exact Bears team got throttled here by 18. Older and tougher, and faster in getting back on D. 9-5 MOST, 16 1H. |
| 20:08 | Another difference between last year's MOST@BRAD game and this one: no @ZOOperstars this time. #sadz |
| 20:11 | Also keeping an eye on the Horizon League Sunday nighter between Butler and Wright State. Tied at the half at 34. |
| 20:14 | MOST 15-5, forcing a Bradley timeout. Bears really getting to work on the inside now after starting with a few #superhoops. |
| 20:16 | MOST: Higher concentration of transfers than you'll find on most Valley teams. 6-10 Caleb Patterson, formerly of Colorado, in for a few. |
| 20:18 | Senior guard Jermaine Mallett, ex-juco, with 8 for Missouri State. After eight minutes, 19-9 Bears. |
| 20:20 | Kirk Wessler, hero of the PJ Star, now in the house after the drive from Chicago. To most, I'm the "Other KW." Others call me "RP." |
| 20:21 | RT @WillhiteHerald: @midmajority Is KW still wearing that slick, rich-guy adventurer hat? You can tell him I'm wondering. |
| 20:23 | KW wearing hipster glasses and, I think, a corduroy suit. Looks like he came from indie rock band practice, not a Bears game. @WilhiteHerald |
| 20:27 | Bradley fighting injuries this year, and they're struggling in the standings and at the gate. MOST taking advantage inside & outside. |
| 20:28 | 5Sr. Andrew Warren fighting the good fight for the Braves, half of Bradley's 18 so far. Bears by 10 at the third MTO. |
| 20:35 | 3:42 left in 1H, Mo-State up 36-24. Last year, came in here and folded early. This year: confident, a little swag, taking care of business. |
| 20:36 | Carver Arena. http://img.ly/2ONR |
| 20:38 | In Dayton Former Capital, Wright State and Butler are tied at 49, end of the third quarter. |
| 20:41 | Mo-State was shooting 66% at the last media, 6-for-8 from 3. 38-26 Bears at 1:06 1H. |
| 20:43 | Another thing re MOST: flexibility! Last Sun at WICH was a messy grind. This is all clean/precise. Adjusting to situation/competition: good! |
| 20:45 | 1H winding down; BRAD's Dodie Dunson drives, lays it in, misses the extra. Final points of the half... it's 41-30 Missouri State Bears. |
| 20:49 | Your HT entertainment: the Chicago Boyz Acrobatic Team! They're getting after it! http://img.ly/2OO8 |
| 20:52 | First half: MOST shooting 61 percent overall, 6/10 from three. Bradley 44%, 2 of 4 with the #superhoopins. |
| 20:52 | Indeed. Hard times. RT @JohnEzekowitz: @midmajority Pretty crazy for Bradley to go from 3 preseason all-conference players to one. |
| 20:53 | RT @gmoore21566: @midmajority I just briefly turned on the Mo St- Bradley game & I am pretty sure I saw a redhead in the 2nd row of Bradley cheerleaders. |
| 20:53 | Adjust your tint knob. Or, you know, don't. @gmoore21566 |
| 20:59 | We are in front of the Bradley student section and band. They're loud! http://img.ly/2OOh |
| 21:00 | Also awesome: the bandleader stands on the basket stanchion here! #Bradley http://img.ly/2OOm |
| 21:01 | We are back for another half of @ValleyHoops action. And we're uncovering the secret identities of longtime TMM Twitter followers! |
| 21:03 | Will Egolf, who has one of the more interesting fade-fauxhawks in D1, cuts off a small MOST burst out of the gate with a j. 45-32 Bears. |
| 21:04 | No shame in that; true. RT @MattnotDonovan: @midmajority @ValleyHoops as a Shox fan, this is hard to say. Mo State is good and fun to watch. |
| 21:07 | RT @DavidWoods007: Wright State leads 66-64, has almost closed out upset of #Butler. Land shooting 2 with 14secs left. |
| 21:08 | Wright State 69, Butler 64, a final. Your first place team in the Horizon: Valpo! #Bizarrizon2K11 |
| 21:11 | Here in Peoria, Mo State pouring it on like Donkey Kong. 53-38 at 14:30 2H, and a MTO. |
| 21:11 | RT @smfranz: Nobody deserves first place more than Homer Drew. That man is a saint. (@midmajority) |
| 21:11 | RT @midmajority360: Butler 64 Wright State 69 | BUTL 13-6 (5-2) WRIG 12-7 (5-2) | http://tmm7.me/8wa #Horizon |
| 21:14 | We are on magazine duty tonight. Tomorrow on holiday TMM: a Bubbleversary. Tuesday: MMBOW, weekend Shoots, and alternate reality stuff. |
| 21:16 | Patterson with a shortie, and Mo State is 7-of-9 in the second half. Weems is 9-for-10 (21) for the game. Bears up 55-42 at 13:12 2H. |
| 21:18 | And here comes Bradley! 9-2 run over a couple of minutes, intensity is up and the crowd is into it. Within 8; 11:24 to go. |
| 21:20 | Good response by the Braves; Mo State was in neck-snapping mode, and Bradley started running kamikaze patterns and good things happened. |
| 21:24 | End of the third quarter, Bradley within six at 55-49. Was 53-38 at 14:30. Let's see how the Bears respond. |
| 21:25 | Mo State immediate response: an #omgdunx by Kyle Weems! |
| 21:27 | And a nifty set play under the basket that gets Nafis Ricks a layup! And a Weems hard layup! Creekmore layup! 63-51 Bears at 7:46 2H. |
| 21:28 | Those purple-colored Missouri State Bears are like grapes, they score in bunches! #sportswriting! |
| 21:30 | Also, the Carver Arena t-shirt gatling gun could kill a dude. With the touch, the feel of cotton. #thefabricofourlives |
| 21:32 | The Braves refuse to die! Jake Eastman, the sophomore, with a timely #superhoop. 5:55 2H, 63-57 Bears. |
| 21:35 | Kyle Weems 12-for-14 from the floor, and clearing out space with #datass on defense. Four to go, Bears killing clock. 67-57. |
| 21:39 | Biggest difference 2010 to 2011: confidence. Bears were shaken during the Bradley run, Weems set teammates straight. A real Valley guy. |
| 21:40 | Nafis Ricks an exploding flying layup, Bears back up 14 at 2:51. #peopleareleaving |
| 21:42 | Type of wine. Which I might drink after I finish writing my story tonight! RT @BillyJansen: Burgundy is a type of grape? |
| 21:43 | Just want to thank Peoria for being great. We love Peoria! It has some of the best supermarkets in the country. #peoria |
| 21:46 | Under a minute to play, Missouri State up 75-64. A "this is our house" chant goes up from the small Bears section behind the bench. |
| 21:48 | "Single digits, single digits!" a girl yells. Sorry. Final! 78-67 Missouri State. Mark the date, 1/26: ILST-BRAD might be a 0-win matchup. |
| 21:49 | #supermarketsmac RT @btimes2: @midmajority Hy Vee's wine selection is way better than Schnuck's. |
| 21:50 | Thanks to everyone who took part in our quick-turnaround @ValleyHoops weekend. See you tomorrow AM on the "blog." GNHN! |
01/16/2011 MISSOURI STATE 15-3 (7-0) -- A. Leonard 1-6 0-0 3; J. Mallett 4-7 1-2 11; N. Ricks 5-11 0-0 11; K. Weems 12-14 1-1 27; W. Creekmore 8-12 4-4 20; N. Scheer 0-2 0-0 0; C. Patterson 1-1 1-2 3; I. Rhine 1-1 1-2 3. Totals 32-54 8-11 78. BRADLEY 6-12 (0-7) -- D. Dunson 6-10 2-4 15; A. Warren 8-18 3-3 21; D. Simms-Edwards 3-4 0-0 7; W. Egolf 4-8 0-0 8; W. Lemon 4-8 2-2 10; J. Eastman 1-4 1-2 4; J. Prosser 0-2 0-0 0; A. Thompson 1-1 0-0 2. Totals 27-55 8-11 67. Three-point goals: MOST 6-13 (A. Leonard 1-5; K. Weems 2-2; N. Ricks 1-1; J. Mallett 2-3; N. Scheer 0-2), BRAD 5-10 (D. Dunson 1-1; A. Warren 2-6; J. Eastman 1-1; D. Simms-Edwards 1-1; W. Lemon 0-1); Rebounds: MOST 30 (W. Creekmore 11), BRAD 16 (J. Prosser 4); Assists: MOST 22 (N. Ricks 7), BRAD 12 (J. Eastman 4); Total Fouls -- MOST 15, BRAD 14; Fouled Out: MOST-None; BRAD-None. |
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