You've heard the old story before. A bunch of crazy college kids record a silly rap on someone's laptop, one of them just so happens to be a star player for a NCAA Tournament-bound mid-major team, and they upload it to YouTube. Then, some fans find it. Then it goes national, yadda yadda yadda, and the kids freak out and take it down.
This, my friends, is the story of former MMBOW Gordon "Spankmaster" Hayward of Butler, who went under alter ego "G-Time" for this studio session (hey, Kool Keith has about 10 names), and laid down some SMAC RAP about what's going to happen over the next three weeks.
But to remove this masterpiece from the internet, to deny that something like "Too Big Yo" ever existed, is like dropping a triple-double in a game and trying to convince the world that it never happened. And science has proven that there is nothing more funny than white guys from Indiana rapping, right? So here, then, thanks to the magic of intertron technology, is the surviving audio. Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't matter if you are a Butler fan or not, this is our anthem for the 2010 Big Dance. (Spank comes in at the 1:50 mark.)
"Too big" ups to TMM hero Mike Miller, who tipped us off to this in the first place.