Missouri 63, UMPFN 61 (story) - Just a couple of days ago, I expressed disgust at the mainstream media's fawning over Gonzaga's recent run and detailed how they could be better; this prompted some to express their disgust with me. Two long-time readers e-mailed in to call me on my apparent flip-flopping, and a board post suggested that my treating Gonzaga like a major program was tantamount to hypocrisy. So here is my decision on all of this: in the future, I will only cover this team if they get beat by one of their cuddly WCC opponents, and I will also begin referring to them simply as Unnamed Major Program From the Northwest (UMPFN, or "umphin").
At The Arena Formerly Known As Paige, Missouri avenged last year's Battle In Seattle by scratching past their highly-regarded guests in a see-saw matchup full of double digit-to-single digit runs. UMPFN's Ronny Turiaf was hampered by double-coverage and his bad ankle (see Washington State game), went 2-for-15 and missed two free throws that would have tied the game. UMPFN is now 10-2 heading into WCC play.
Because I spent so much time building it up, I thought I should mention that the Winnipeg Wesmen won their Wesmen Classic for the first time in a decade by downing Saskatchewan 83-78 on a three with 27 seconds to go. Of special note is that the winner of the slam dunk contest won $100, which would have led to an eligibility-stripping and three-year NCAA investigation down here in the 'States.
And so, as the year draws to a close, there will be no looking back - in anger or otherwise. No, sir, we are looking straight ahead at the horizon (and Horizon League), which promises exciting conference matchups. And I'll now take the opportunity to present my picks for those cherished automatic Tournament berths. Even though I have the benefit of six weeks of non-league games, you'll likely still be able to laugh at me come March. Here we go...
America East: Vermont
They're properly toughened up by their non-conference schedule, and should beat out Maine and BU
Atlantic 10: George Washington
This should be a walkover with no March Surprise like last year
Atlantic Sun: Gardner-Webb
This league is topsy-turvy this year, but the Bulldogs look poised to win a fierce scrap
Big Sky: Montana
Weber and EWU look a bit lost, title should fall to Grizzlies
Big South: Winthrop
This conference will be the Eagles' romper room
Big West: Pacific
Should be close again with Utah State, but Tigers are a smidge better
Colonial: Old Dominion
Like I've been saying all along, they're good
Horizon: Butler
Bruised and scarred by non-league play, but it's a down league this year
Ivy League: Princeton
No contest, but Brown will beat Penn for second
Metro Atlantic: Niagara
Finally!
Mid-American: Kent State
Have shown their class against a tough non-conference schedule
Mid-Continent: Oral Roberts
Won't be close
Mid-Eastern: Howard
Should put up a lot of points in a weak defensive league
Missouri Valley: Wichita State
But there are a lot of dogs nipping at their heels
Northeast: Central Connecticut State
Smart, skilled and swarming - but look out for Fairleigh-Dickinson
Ohio Valley: Murray State
Eastern Kentucky is the only other school that's even close
Patriot League: Bucknell
The dynasty begins
Southern: College Of Charleston
With ETSU falling like a rock, they should prevail nicely
Southland: Lamar
If you do one random thing in '05, listen to a Cardinal game on the Web - crazy offense
Southwestern Athletic: Southern
I'll admit my SWAC pick is a SWAG
Sun Belt: Middle Tennessee State
A fine array of offensive weaponry, and a lockdown D to boot
West Coast: UMPFN
As Hova once mused, what more can I say?
Western Athletic: Rice
Will win a mad scramble with LaTech and UTEP
I predict that the 65-vs.-64 play-in game will feature the winners of the SWAC and Horizon League.
The Mid-Majority will have a light posting schedule this weekend as The Official Wife™ and I visit family and roam the countryside looking for exotic conference games. Recaps of Saturday action will likely surface on Monday, and recaps will trickle in forthwith from there. Happy new year!
